Lean Machine
Wednesday, August 18, 2004
This is a conversation I had with a gay coworker yesterday in the kitchen area of our office:
C: Hey, how do you stay so lean?
(I don't think I'm lean, but ok...)
Me: Well, I suppose most of it is genetic... but I do eat pretty light while I'm here at work. (As I'm heating up two White Castle Cheeseburgers) But when I get home, I eat a pretty hearty dinner.
C: Well, do you work out?
Me: Never, not for a long time. I used to work out a lot a few years back. But not since then. I'm too busy with other stuff. I just try to watch what I eat.
C: Oh, over the weekend, we went to a gay pool party...
Me: I'm sorry a what? (It wasn't double-taking, I really didn't hear)
C: A GAY Pool Party... and this guy made the best brownies ever... they were so thick and covered in Powered Sugar... ughhhhhh... they were to DIE for.
Me: Cool. I went to a Luau this weekend and my girlfriend and her roomie made some brownies and they were dang good too. I'm not really a "sweets" person, but Brownies really do it for me. Cool.
C: Hey, how do you stay so lean?
(I don't think I'm lean, but ok...)
Me: Well, I suppose most of it is genetic... but I do eat pretty light while I'm here at work. (As I'm heating up two White Castle Cheeseburgers) But when I get home, I eat a pretty hearty dinner.
C: Well, do you work out?
Me: Never, not for a long time. I used to work out a lot a few years back. But not since then. I'm too busy with other stuff. I just try to watch what I eat.
C: Oh, over the weekend, we went to a gay pool party...
Me: I'm sorry a what? (It wasn't double-taking, I really didn't hear)
C: A GAY Pool Party... and this guy made the best brownies ever... they were so thick and covered in Powered Sugar... ughhhhhh... they were to DIE for.
Me: Cool. I went to a Luau this weekend and my girlfriend and her roomie made some brownies and they were dang good too. I'm not really a "sweets" person, but Brownies really do it for me. Cool.
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