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Tuesday, May 31, 2005
Bathroom conversations are weird.
Here's a little snippet between Chris (he's my gay coworker) and I:
Chris: Hello.
Luke: Don't talk to me while I'm taking a piss.
Chris: I was thinking the exact same thing.
*la di da... finish my business*
Chris: So I thought about you this weekend.
Luke: How so?
Chris: Well, I was at a party with Rick (his boyfriend), and we went into this make shift bar.. and it had like hardcore porn playing on the screens and there was straps and chains up and weird stuff.
Luke: Great....
Chris: And I thought, if Luke was here, he'd run out in terror. I mean, if "I" was offended, then I thought this would be a nightmare for Luke.
Luke: Uh, thanks for thinking about me this weekend.
This past weekend, I had dinner with my future mother-in-law. I'm glad I missed Chris' party.
Here's a little snippet between Chris (he's my gay coworker) and I:
Chris: Hello.
Luke: Don't talk to me while I'm taking a piss.
Chris: I was thinking the exact same thing.
*la di da... finish my business*
Chris: So I thought about you this weekend.
Luke: How so?
Chris: Well, I was at a party with Rick (his boyfriend), and we went into this make shift bar.. and it had like hardcore porn playing on the screens and there was straps and chains up and weird stuff.
Luke: Great....
Chris: And I thought, if Luke was here, he'd run out in terror. I mean, if "I" was offended, then I thought this would be a nightmare for Luke.
Luke: Uh, thanks for thinking about me this weekend.
This past weekend, I had dinner with my future mother-in-law. I'm glad I missed Chris' party.
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